Saturday, 30 April 2011

QUiRKY

"Love thy neighbour" is what we are always preached. So why does the neighbour get so offended if we extend the love to his wife?

Ever wondered if the statement "Failure is the stepping stone to success" is an incomplete one, with the original concluding as "for your rival" !

If money can't buy happiness, why are the rich always happier than the poor? And why the hell is dowry exchange so rampant?

No comments on steady, but "slow" never wins any race. The only reason the tortoise won is because the hare was awfully stupid, and err... sleepy!

When vegetarians make such a fuss about ingesting embryos [read eggs], why don't they fuss equally over consuming live organisms [read vaccines] ?

Believe it or faint, but it was the fox who originally gave us the Theory of Relativity - When you don't get the grapes, they are ALWAYS sour. And when you do get the grapes, you NEVER find them sour!

If what doesn't kill us, makes us stronger, what is so wrong about violence and substance abuse?

It takes a supremely sadist and narcissistic personality to come up with an autobiography. How else do you explain the audacity to grieve somebody with a detailed account of your personal trash and then charge them for it?!

Love, they say, makes the world go round. Sex on the other hand, releases endorphins that make us happy. Why do people prefer round over happy?!!